Jojo's Halfturn.





11:22 a.m.

A New Entry!!!!!!!!!!!

I've had so much to do of late. It really sucks some major vacuum cleaner. New layout on sunday.

Friday, February 1, 2002

10:58 p.m.

I sat as i thought about life and mud. Thick, sticky, juicy muddy mud in squishing in between my toes. Then i realised that i had to write a lab write up. Then I went off completely on a tangent trying to find the definitions for the word Hydrophilic and Hydrophobic because i wanted to use them in my paper, but they aren't in the chemistry book. I don't understand how they could have chosen to do such a thing but they are obviously smarter than i, so i will just have to grin and bare my inferior chemistry book and hold back the urge of drawing little mustaches and beards on the authors' faces.

Continuing on my rants on chemistry, i found today that Mr Furry can't kick me out of honors unless i agree. hahaha. It was a good laugh because that do nothing Mrs Rasich took fifteen minutes to "help" me decide not to change my schedule and that i need to do my homework. I had already planned on not switching and on actually doing my homework.

"it's raining, raining, raining on prom night"

Tuesday, January 22, 2002

09:55 a.m.

Are you n addict?

Thursday, January 17, 2002

09:12 p.m.

A long and interesting day. I totally forgot about a chemistry test. How i do not know, but i got through the damn thing. It was a dragon and i slew it, reletively unscathed except for the fact that i'm getting kicked out of honors chemistry. I'm gonna have a good laugh about that. Ah, laughter, a great stress reliever.

I think i've found out why those who suffer(or not) from insanity laugh so much. In a scewed view of reality, one must cope somehow.

Also, Annika yelled at me for borrowing her cd's. I had them in my bag at the time, but i found it more amusing to parry her calls with defiant replies to the effect of "they're mine, you ninnyheaded person, you". My maturity level is continuing to be a source of constant amusement. I wish that as i grew my maturity would follow, but maturity is just an arbitery measure of a society that fears change. Oh well.

I ate dinner at "the belgium waffle house" tonight. While there i fell into love with the waitress. Her name was stacy, and her eyes were a delicate brown. She was about five and a half feet tall and her proportions were romanesque. I could see us sharing a bagel and with her sipping a cup of chai and me nursing an espresso in a small cafe in an intimate little village in the alps. Outside the flowers would be in full bloom, yellow, red and blue, interspersed with specks of white fairies fluttering from flower to flower over a backdrop of green. Rising sharply from the fields of flowers would be craggy peaks, peaks larger seemingly than the Himilayas and older than mount blanc. If only i liked espresso....

Wednesday, January 16, 2002

08:13 a.m.

Would you mind if i rammed my head through your bedroom wall?

Would you care if i stole all of your underwear and sent it up the flag pole?

Would you see if i borrowed all of your light bulbs?

If i let my dog pee on your leg, would your feel bad?

It's been one of those days. I got up late, was in a shower too long, got to my religion final ten minutes late, and I can't leave the testing room till everyone is done. All this and it's only 8:15 in the morning.

Wednesday, January 16, 2002

09:04 p.m.

My brother just compared donuts to penises after certain venereal diseases. I can't believe that. I just can't believe he said that.

Let's see what can i talk about? I know, Chickens! They're fluffy and cute as little chicks and get big and mean/ugly as adults. They can't fly thus giving them flying frustration making them violent. They come in all sorts of colors, but my favorite is dark with a little lemon sauce and parsley sprinkled on top. As a small child i was harassed by a new england hen on my aunt's farm which left me emotionally scarred for life. I have nightmares each night of that demon chicken. Die Chicken, DIE!

I know the guestbook sucks, but IT'S NOT USER-DEFINED

And I'll search the world over
for my angel in black.
Yeah, I'll search the world over
for a Eurotrash Girl.

Tuesday, January 8, 2002

04:19 a.m.

I just watched "chocolat". It's a beautiful movie. Despite the fact that it's billed as a romance, it's more of an overall heartwarmer, a movie which caresses the soul and intregues the mind. I really like how the town is dark and dreary in the beginning and then is slowly made more colorful, first by an entrance of red, from the capes and then muted colors like light grey-blue, and eventually it moves into flower prints. In it the red seems to symbolize hope and love and that sort of makes me feel better about the future. In peace, red flowers will always bloom, bringing their love and heralding the return of other colors and in war it symbolizes the eternal hopes of man, even as men die, their red blood is a reminder of what they fight for, for the future, a future not yet lost.

Yes, indeed, that was a long yawn, but it had cause. I haven't slept much of late and am running on fumes. But, these fumes have energy, more energy than even the highest octane can achieve. I feel like collapsing, yet i feel like continuing, as if the lack of sleep is actually keeping me going. Forward it drives, like an unrelenting teamster. When i shall stop, i am unsure, but it'll probably be wednesday evening, for nothing happens on wednesday but the crowing of the magpies in their roosts when dogs come to close and gradual movement downhill of the great snowpiles high in the hills.

Sunday, January 6, 2002

12:42 a.m.

I wrote a story in health today. I think it's marvelous and Ashley said it was a good job(she's a duke yah know). Anyway it has references to a good samaritan acoholic and sawed-off shotguns and gratuitous sleeping in history. You have been warned.

He walked through the swinging doors of the cafe and sat down in the corner booth, with his back to the wall.
He pulled out his newspaper and began to read.
The headlines read like Ancient history.
The CHristians were burning books and the Jews and Muslims fought.
He thought "oh well," and "at least i slept through the history classes"

Life is only interesting the first time around

He ordered a slice of rye bread and a glass of lemon vodka.
The Waiter was only glad to comply, for he was about to die.
The man in the kitchen watched nervously the man in the soft hat,
While the man in the softhat read the funnys
and buttered his rye and sipped his lemon vodka.

Life is only funny when watching someone else

The hatted man now sat quietly, contemplating the floor.
He set down the vodka and pushed the buttered rye to the side.
He stood and readjusted his cap
and he replaced his coat on his shoulders.
The man in the rear released a breath and loosened his grip on his pistol.

Life is only good on one end of a gun

The man suspected nothing, save the trail of blood.
As he stood and turned to pay,
he checked his sawed-off shotgun.
At the register, he asked the cashier how many cooks stirred the pot.
She said one.

Life is only good when people talk

He pulled his gun and turned towards the back in a single fluid motion
He fired twice through the wall and turned to leave one last time
He flipped the waitor a quarter tip
and stepped into the icy blanket of a dark night.
As he walked away, he thought "Damn, i didn't get a slice of carrot cake.

Life is only Great with a slice of Carrot Cake.

Chelsea LeDoux said she liked the lemon vodka which to makes me wonder. Hmmm.

My brother returns from his long exodus to North Carolina. Maybe it's more like a migration, but still it'll please me greatly for him to return and the return of snowboarding trips to top of the mountain. Yes. Plus he's bringing all of his Electronica, so much music reviewing will take place(and even more copying). He called wednesday and made fun of my apparent abundance of education. It seems that the Carolinians know little of snow and even less of shovels and that forced them to give up a day of school(those noble bastards).

Friday, January 4, 2002

01:10 a.m.

"We should never forget that everything Adolf Hitler did in Germany was "legal" and everything the Hungarian freedom fighters did in Hungary was "illegal." ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Wednesday, January 2, 2002

Fuck Conformity. Fuck Individuality. I just want something that is different and entertaining.






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