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The Joke

Famed fictional detective Sherlock Holmes and his gruff assistant Doctor Watson pitch their tent while on a camping expedition, but in the middle of the night Holmes nudges Watson awake and questions him.

HOLMES: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.

WATSON: I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it is quite likely there are some planets like earth, and if there are a few planets like earth out there there might also be life.

HOLMES: Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent.

Thursday, December 20, 2001


I ended up here.

A this is a new beginning to an old story. I am Jojo, formally of jojo.pitas.com and darkcow.pitas.com, but now of halfturn.

Wednesday, December 19, 2001


Paul Simon Is An Animal

I guess that this page has pretty well become fixated on a single being, and i apologize. I would rather not be stuck on this topic of love but love is a plague that strikes without warning, without thought or care to the circumstance of the victim. I have heard that there is a cure to it, thankfully, but it involves the removal of a fair bit of the forward part of the brain, which would severally reduce the quality of this page,

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