So they can now make the Polio virus out of stratch. mmm-mmm good. and to think i had missed out on all the fun. They said in a couple of articles that genetically modified mice where used to test the strength of this home grown batch because the only person dumb enough to agree to test it was already busy choking on a pretzel.

Right now i'm downloading the blink 182 dammit music video. Frankly i don't care what yall think of blink 'cus god damn it they used to be good and they still have their ocassional moments(enough with that dirty bastard travis(go back to the fucking aquabats already)). I am regreting downloading this, though, cus it's taking blooming forever to get the damn thin to download. It's like six times the size of an mp3 and and still it's only three fucking minutes. Gosh, i need high speed.

A message i'm debating leaving on an answering machine:
" hey, it's patrick, give me a call if you have time or take your hand, make a fist, shove and twist, and when ya get to the elbow, the ride's over. Your choice."
Fucking mandy. You claim to want to hang out, but you never call. I call and you put me off with a "i'm tired, can i call you back" or an "i'm just leaving" or an " i'm on my way out" and that's when i get through, past that fucking voicemail. Fuck, you don't even check you voicemail, why the fuck do you have it? Why? Why not just get "daddy" to buy you a damn helper monkey to hang up the phone or hire a maid who can't speak english to pretend to listen to your calls. damnit, you even talk to christina, and you claim not even like her. WHAT THE FUCK? You're the one who wrote in my acursed yearbook "c u this summer". What was that? You can't even right out SEE YOU? I'm so angry i could urinate on a cop.

Wasn't that a fun rant? Only nine minutes left till i can watch tom's hilarious antics and mark' marvelous fight scene. Yeah!<

I really hate old adds, like when they send you a flier taking about a once in a lifetime sale -that happened last week- or when a website has a pop-up add with travel deals for the bloodly Fourth of July on july 6. God it pisses me off(that's right, i'm urinating in my pants right now). I understand the need for adds to pay for pages and sites and i even understand the need for adds(we all need bread and beer), but Jesus H. Christ man, it's in no way beneficial to fucking waste add space or their time or my time on old adds. If they want my money(all of two dollars) then they should at least give me a current, up to date add. ARGHH<

>Kitty

A phone conversation:

"Lisa, I think i'm gonna put kitty in the microwave"

"WHAT?"

"I'm gonna put the cat in the microwave"

"NO, Patrick, No," and she took a deep breath and scolded,"Damnit, it thought i explained this to you. Alright i do it one more time. Cats don't belong in the microwave. It's the oven, Patrick, not the the microwave"

"The oven, OF COURSE!"

The things that friends can teach.<

>Adventure in WinMX Land

I had an odd craving for ska and skilled girl singers, so i logged onto winmx. I decide to hunt down some Nelly Furtado, but i couldn't find any. none. So i then i figured instead i'd kill two birds with one song, so i decided to get some Save Ferris. No save ferris. I can that maybe these many cheap music pirates have class, but no taste either. How can any man or woman even think of living without either Save Ferris or Nelly? (of course i do live without, but that's just me). I was frustrated. Once more i tried, this time with Powerman 5000. what the fuck?Nothing. I checked the connection, i checked the phone line, i even went into the chat part. It all checked out. My God, could my fellow Americans be the Lame? It's not possible. There was only one last resort: i had to look for the only band that every corn fed, beef loving, red blooded patriot would have. Thank God. They all had it. Over Ten Thousand N'SYNC files. I feel so much better about my fellow man.

Every one should have at least one N'SYNC song on their computer or one cd secretted away somewhere, hidden until they need to feel special.<

>(sadly, i couldn't bring myself to steal their wonderful music, but, i did rename one of my 'The Ramones' files in their honor)<

I hate all music. I've decided that there's too much music in the world and that i must do this to protect the children from sex, drugs, and cows named annabelle(reader please realise that while i type this i'm listening to the batman beyond theme by crystal method).

Anywho, this week has been big. I got a cat named simon. He cowers, hides, eats and sleeps. that all i've seen him do. though he's only been here two days. now before yall go off and say that i'm comparing myself to a cat, i'm not. He's much prettier than me. He's got sky blue crystal eyes, the kind that you could look into for weeks, and a beautiful grey on grey tabby patterned fur and the bearing of a lynx. He's a slinky little kitty and i fear that he's already taken over my father's mind...

I got the lower brackets put on my teeth finally. I must say that braces are the most fun a guy should have outside of marriage. I can't eat(clowns will eat me), and i can't talk. I love my mouth(odd kissing sound). <

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I took the AP Us History test on friday, and i think i might have passed, then again i might not have. Either way, i wrote some damn funny things in the pink book. I can't believe people write threats to the graders at the end of their essays. How stupid can you be? they're some where else and come from all over. You can't hurt people that you can't find. come on guys, think about it. Oh well, i wrote a threat in mine too:) It reads, "If i don't pass then i think i'll take a nap, otherwise i might still take a nap.". I'm hoping that'll qualify me for some state sponorsed institutional care(cross your fingers).<

Country is a Cult

I heard a dark story on saturday. A dear aquaintance of mine has joined a cult. Some might argue that what he's join isn't a cult, but a legitimate religion. Others say it's only a form of music, like the old standards of polka and skat. And still others believe that it's no more than a simple fad, like bell bottoms or burning dollars. Well i'm sorry people, but country music is no giggling matter. It's satan's very personification on the earth. It's members run from the cities, away from the chosen people, and hide in the rugged rural areas of america, where they perform evil rituals to their dark masters, away from the prying eyes of outsiders. oh, they're a wily bunch, they are.
Their distinctive dress and unusual hair only amplify the plague which is sweeping through the nation. With their "uniform" of darkness they are able to quickly spot each other and thus band together into satan's personal army.

Religious Fervor

today was sunday and it was like any other. My sister is trying to force feed me religion. It's a fun life watching one's back for your sister of all people. It's insane, but it's life.

I've spent the last hour trying to download winamp. <